☆ elusive chanteuse ☆

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

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this is not what i want to be remembered for

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Britney Spears | The DVD’s

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From what I recall the guy burning it is a model who had to wear that shirt for a shoot, and once it was done he burned the stupid thing.

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guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

nissan420sx:

alright where are all yall getting these kermits…

(Source: unicornlene)

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scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

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(Source: dirtylittledamsel)

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spockisinthetardis:

titleknown:

Tumblr, may I offer you a pug in this trying time?

oh my g od

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